Hobbit Lord of the Rings Jokes

Funny Hobbit Lord of the Rings Joke Alarm 

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?
 Because he was bored of the rings!

What did the drunken hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard?
 Saruman, I didn’t see you there!

What did the hobbit say when he couldn’t find his walking stick? 
Hey! Where’s my walking stick?!

Two orcs walk into a bar. 
The third one ducks.

Funny Lord of the Rings Wedding Joke Picture

Funny Hobbit Lord of the Rings Jokes - One ring to rule them all, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!  Pssst, wrong book again, Joseph