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Old-age Home Hypnotist Joke

Funny Old-age Home Hypnotist Joke

One day the local old-age home brought in a hypnotist to entertain the elderly. He pulled out an old family heirloom pocket watch and waved it back and forth, slowly, repeating 'watch the watch' in a calm, soothing voice. Back and forth it went, 'watch the watch, watch the watch' until the whole room was entranced. Suddenly, the watch's chain slipped out of the hypnotist's hand and the watch fell to the ground and smashed into a thousand pieces.

"Crap!" said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the mess.
Funny Old-age Home Hypnotist Joke

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