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Old Man Police Lecture Joke

Funny Old Man Police Joke

An older man is pulled over by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

The officer asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."

Funny Old Man Police Lecture Joke