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Praise The Lord Joke

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Funny Praise The Lord Joke

Every day a woman walks outside and yells, "Praise The Lord!".

Her atheist neighbour always responds, "There is no Lord!".

One day the woman went outside and said, "Lord please send me groceries". The next morning she found bags of groceries on her front porch and said, "Praise The Lord!".

Then the neighbour jumped out from behind a bush and said, "Ha! Your God didn't buy you those groceries I did! There is no Lord!".

The woman replied "Praise The Lord! Not only did he send me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them too!"