Favourite Elephant Joke

Old Favourite Silly Elephant Joke Cartoon
 Funny Old Favourite Silly Elephant Jokes Cartoon

How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper?
You can't because of all the elephants.
How do you get two whales in a mini cooper?
Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge.
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the lights go out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
You can't quite get the door closed.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a mini cooper parked outside.

Now listen here!


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