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Doctor 24 Hours To Live Joke

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 Funny Doctor Joke - I've eaten something that disagrees with me.  No you haven't

A man is told by his doctor that he has only 24 hours to live.  Distraught, he wanders around aimlessly for hours, before deciding to go home and tell his wife.  After many tears they decide to spend his last hours together over a romantic meal and making passionate love.

Afterwards however, the man tosses and turns, unable to fall asleep, until finally, at 3am, he nudges his wife and says, "How about we make love one last time?"

Tired and irritable she replies, "That's very easy for you to ask.  You don't have to get up in the morning."