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Bank Teller Swearing Lottery Winner

Funny Bank Teller Swearing Lottery Winner Joke

A man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a f*cking saving account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." She disappears to find the manager, who supports her entirely, and they return together to the window.

"Sir, what what seems to be problem here?" says the manager.

"There is no f*cking problem", the man replies. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my f*cking money in this damn bank."

"Oh... I see," says the bank manager. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?"

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