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Heaven Pearly Gates Jesus Joke

Well, in or out?

Funny Cat Heaven Pearly Gates Peter Cartoon - Well, in or out?

St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven, but was dying for a pee. He saw Jesus walking by and asked him, "Jesus, could you mind the gate for a minute?"

"Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"

"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

Jesus thought this was easy enough and agreed to help. Peter rushed off.

The first person to approach was a wrinkled old man. Jesus asked him to sit down, and peering closely at him, asked, "What did you do for a living?"

The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence fondly, so leaned forward and asked, "Did you have any family?"

"Yes, I had a son," replied the old man, "but I lost him."

Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"

"Well," said the man, "he had holes in his hands and feet."

Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Papa?"

The old man looked at Jesus closely, a glint of recognition appearing in his faded eyes, and whispered back, "Pinocchio?"

Funny Pearly Gates Jesus Joke