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Old Man Doctor Receptionist Joke

An old man walked into a crowded waiting room, and approaching the receptionist, said, "I need to see the doctor. There's something wrong with my dick."

The receptionist was outraged at his language and replied, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that!"

"Why not?" asked the old man.  "You asked me what was wrong and I told you."

The receptionist replied, "You've caused some considerable embarrassment to this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private".

"Well," said the man angrily, "then you shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone!" He stormed out.

Several mintues later he returned, smiling sheepishly.  The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear." 

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what exactly seems to be the problem, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

Funny Old Man Doctor Receptionist Joke