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Blonde Affair Suicide Joke

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Funny Blonde Affair Suicide Joke

A young blonde is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she buys a handgun. The next day she comes home early to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She pulls the gun from her purse and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde says, "Shut up...you're next!"

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