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Blonde AirplaneCo-pilot Joke

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A blonde was flying with her boyfriend, a pilot, in a two-seater airplane, when suddenly he had a heart attack and died.  The blonde frantically pressed all the buttons on the console and somehow, miraculously, got through to Air Traffic Control.

"Help, help!" she cried.  "My pilot boyfriend had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

A voice over the radio replied, "This is Air Traffic Control and I read you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine, OK?"
The blonde nodded vigorously, and the voice continued, "First, give me your height and position."
"I'm 5'4", the blonde replied, and I'm in the front seat."

"OK," said the voice on the radio, "now repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."