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Blonde Golf Ball Joke

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A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to a beautiful blonde, who stared curiously at his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said, and then, after several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Funny Blonde Golf Ball Joke


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