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Blonde Hanging Suicide Joke


 Funny Blonde Suicide Joke

A blonde was tired of all the abuse she received as a blonde, so she decided to hang herself on a tree in a field.  A man walked by and saw what was happening.  He approached her he asked, "What are you doing?"

She replied, "I'm going to kill myself because I can't take the abuse anymore."

The man, confused, said, "Why are you hanging by your feet? Aren't you supposed to tie the rope around your neck."

She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

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