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Cross-eyed Dog Vet Joke

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Funny Cross-eyed Dog Vet Joke

A man takes his dog to the vet, and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What?" exlaimed the man.  "Just because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."