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Does Your Dog Bite

 funny does your dog bite joke

Joe is walking down the streets and sees a man with a very big dog. He asks the man, "Does your dog bite?"

The man replies, "No my dog doesn't."

So Joe pats the dog, but gets his hand badly bitten. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" he exclaimed.

"That's not my dog," replies the man.

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