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Drunk Driver Cop Circle Joke

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Funny Drunk Driver Cop Circle Joke

A man is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop draws a circle on the floor and tells the man to stand in it. While the man stands in the circle, the cop gets out a hammer and smashes the cars headlights. He then turns around and, to his surprise, sees the man laughing! So the cop smashes each of the car's windows, and turning around again, sees the man laughing even harder!

The frustrated cop shouts to the man, "What the hell you finding so funny??"

The man replies, "Everytime you turned around, I've been jumping in and out of the circle!"