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Drunk Woman Cuckoo Clock

Funny Drunk Woman Cuckoo Clock Joke

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily, and around 3 am, a bit loaded, I eventually headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed loudly, three times. Quickly, realizing my husband might wake up and be furious with me, I cuckooed another nine times to make it seem like midnight.  I slept in the spare room, just in case.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem angry in the least, and I thought "Phew, I got away with that one!"

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit,' cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."