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Dumb Blonde News Suicide Joke

 Funny Dumb Blonde News Suicide Joke

A man and a blonde are sitting at a bar watching television news.  The newscast shows a man standing on a bridge threatening to jump.

The man says to the blonde, "I bet you five dollars he's gonna jump."

The blonde replies, "You're on."

The man on the bridge then jumps and is killed on impact. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her wallet to give to the man, but he says, "I can't take your money. I saw this on the 4 o'clock news."

She says, "I did too. I just didn't think he would jump again.