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A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

"Not really," replied the goat. "Your name is written inside the cover."


What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.


What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? Gracias.


A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a goat in the front seat. "What are you doing with that goat?" he exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."

The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the goat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that goat to the zoo!"

The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"