A man and a friend are playing golf one day at
their local golf course. The man is about to chip onto the green when
he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He
stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows
down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Funny Golf Funeral Joke