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Husband Horse Marylou Affair

Funny Husband Horse Marylou Affair Joke

One day, as a husband was reading the morning paper, his wife hit him over the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" cried the husband.

"I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!" screamed the wife. "Who is she? Are you cheating on me?"

"Honey don't worry," replied her husband. "Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on."

Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. That evening, when her husband returned from work, she again hit him with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" asked the annoyed husband.

"Your horse called."