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Irish Muslim Plane

Funny Irish Muslim Plane Joke

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"