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Painter Decorator Puns
So the painters finish painting my home and they hand me the bill. I notice that next to the paint it says $0. I say, "You guys did such a good job, why aren't you charging me for the paint?"
The head painter looks at me and says, "don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."
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That joke was so good it makes me emulsional.
You're such a drip.
I see what hue did there.