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Painter Decorator Puns

Funny painter picture

So the painters finish painting my home and they hand me the bill. I notice that next to the paint it says $0. I say, "You guys did such a good job, why aren't you charging me for the paint?"

The head painter looks at me and says, "don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."


That joke was so good it makes me emulsional.

You're such a drip.

I see what hue did there.