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Son Passing Drivers Test Joke

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"Dad", said the son, "I just passed my driving test and I was wondering if you could help me buy my first car."

"I tell you what," replied the dad after some reflection. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car."

The boy agreed to the offer. 

After about six weeks the dad said, "Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, ... and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

The dad replied, "And did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

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