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Blind Farmer Sheep Dog Joke

A blind farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his guide-sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"What? How can there be 40?!" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "I rounded them up."

Funny Blind Farmer Sheep Dog Joke