Drink Driving Irish Priest

 Funny Drink Driving Irish Priest Joke - Honest Judge, I was caught up in the Spirit.  I believe Cabernet Sauvignon is a wine not a spirit.

An Irish priest was driving to New York and got stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He asked, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," said the priest.

The trooper asked, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looked at the bottle and then exclaimed, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"