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Marine Dear John Revenge Letter

Dear John,  Because sending a text message or email is so impersonal

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I have to confess that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Love, Becky
P.S. Would you mind returning the picture of me that I sent to you?

The Marine felt very hurt, so asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. He bundled these with the picture of Becky and sent the lot with the following note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Would you mind taking your picture from the enclosed pile, and send the rest back to me?

Take Care,

 Funny Marine Dear John Letter Revenge Joke