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Things Women Never Say

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Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
  1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

  2. Could we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

  3. Ooh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

  4. For our honeymoon I thought we could go fishing in Alaska!

  5. Aww, don't stop for directions - I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

  6. Is that phone for me? Tell them I'm not here.

  7. I don't care if it is on sale, £300 is too much for a designer dress.