Deadly Funeral Advert Signs

Funny funeral sign picture - Let me urn your business - 1-877-cremate
Funny funeral sign picture - Let me urn your business - 1-877-cremate
Funny funeral sign photo - come a little closer - tube station advert
Funny funeral sign photo - come a little closer - tube station advert
Funny funeral sign photo - Amigone
Funny funeral sign photo - Amigone

Funny funeral sign photo - Hebrew basic burial - Basement storage available
Funny funeral sign photo - Hebrew basic burial - Basement storage available

Funny funeral sign picture - Lucky stiff funerals - we put the fun in the word funeral
Funny funeral sign picture - Lucky stiff funerals - we put the fun in the word funeral


What the heck is going on here?” shouted the man storming into the florist shop. “I just lost one of my main clients and it’s your fault!”

“Why don’t you calm down a bit,” replied the lady behind the counter, “and tell me exactly happened.”

“Well,” said the man. “My biggest client moved to a new location, and to be nice I called you guys up and asked you to send him some flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new location.”

He calls me up and says to me, “What’s the big deal with sending me a note that says, “Rest in peace?!”

“Oh no!” she gasped.  "That explains the nasty message from the funeral parlor!”