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Gladiator Not Entertained Chicken

Funny Gladiator Entertained Chicken Joke Picture
Funny Gladiator Entertained Chicken Joke Picture

I was driving along a motorway one day when I noticed a chicken running alongside my car. I was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with me, as I was doing 50 mph, even when I accelerated.  The chicken then passed me, and I noticed it had three legs, so I followed it down a road and ended up at a farm. I got out of the car and saw that all the chickens had three legs.

"What's up with these chickens?"  I asked a nearby farmer.

"Well," he replied. "Everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."

"I bet they taste good?" I asked.

The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."