Funny Ugly Baby Joke Picture
I was so ugly as a baby that the doctor slapped my mother.
I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the baby who came with his wallet.
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I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the baby who came with his wallet.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”