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Happy Marriage Secrets

Funny Happy Marriage Golden Rule Joke Picture
Funny Happy Marriage Two Golden Rule Joke Picture 
1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Bill Cosby

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."  
Michel de Montaigne

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." 
Henny Youngman