Funny Happy Marriage Two Golden Rule Joke Picture
1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Bill Cosby
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
Michel de Montaigne
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henny Youngman