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Freudian Slip

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Two construction workers are having a drink at the pub. One of them says, "Oh man, I made the worst Freudian slip the other day!"

The other one says, "Why? What happened?"

The first man says, "I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman working the ticket stall had big boobs. I was going to say, 'One ticket to Pittsburgh', but I accidentally said, 'One picket to titsburgh.'"

"Oh, that's nothing," said the second man. "This morning my wife and I were having breakfast. I was going to ask, 'Please pass the butter', but I accidentally said, 'YOU F*CKING B*TCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'"