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Mortician Dead Body Tip

Funny Mortician Dead Body Tip Joke Picture
Funny Mortician Dead Body Tip Joke Picture - As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces of the dead together.  That way, if there is a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.

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