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Watt is love?
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Man Speaks Middle Forest
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Bad Eyes Optical Illusion
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Can't read this?
Close your eyes almost completely until you can make out the words...
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Pot of Gold Rainbow Fail
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"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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Famous Power Life Quotes
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy Connolly
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- Phyllis Diller
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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