Cat in the Hat on Aging

Funny Cat in the Hat on Aging Picture
The cat in the hat on aging.
I cannot see. I cannot pee. I cannot chew. I cannot screw. Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks. My hearing stinks. No sense of smell. I look like hell.
My mood is bad - can you tell? My body's drooping.  Have trouble pooping. The Golden Years can kiss my ass.