The Rudest Confucious Say

Rudest Confucious Say funny joke picture

Confucius say man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger.

Confucius say virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.

Confucius say he who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Confucius say man who fart in church must sit in pew.

Confucius say man with hand in pocket, feels cocky all day.

Confucius say man who stand on toilet, high on pot.


Confucius say man who goes to sleep with woman on mind wakes with solution in hand.

Confucius say man who stroke off over cash register going to come into money.

Confucius say man who stick dick in peanut butter, fucking nuts.

Confucius say take many nails to build crib, one screw to fill.

Confucius say seven day honeymoon make whole week.

Confucius say man who wants to see pretty nurse must first be patient.

Confucius say man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.

Confucius say man who walk through airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say woman who sits on general's lap, get honourable discharge.

Confucius say crowded elevator smell much different to midget.