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First Woman On The Moon

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Classified NASA papers leaked today revealed the shocking fact the the first man on the moon Neil Armstrong was in fact a woman called Nelly Armstrung.

The papers also revealed that Buzz Aldrin was aware of the fact but was under strict orders not to disclose this information to anyone. Buzz Aldrin has confirmed that he is definitely male and will “f****ing hit” anyone who thinks different. He also denied the allegation that he and Nelly were locked out of the Lunar Module because she forgot the keys inside.

NASA has declined to comment.

[Source: Mulled Vine]