"I can never seem to get a really close shave," I commented as the barber lathered my chin.
"I have just the thing," said the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a small drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
I did so, and was astounded by the closeness of the shave.
"That's remarkable, but what if I'd swallowed it?" I asked.
"Not a problem," replied the barber. "You could have just brought it back tomorrow like everyone else."
Funny barber shave joke
