A Close Shave

Funny Man asks barber for a close shave joke story

"I can never seem to get a really close shave," I commented as the barber lathered my chin.

"I have just the thing," said the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a small drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

I did so, and was astounded by the closeness of the shave.

"That's remarkable, but what if I'd swallowed it?" I asked.

"Not a problem," replied the barber. "You could have just brought it back tomorrow like everyone else."
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