A Glass Act

Funny woman glass eye joke picture

I was in the hotel restaurant, about to order food, when a stunning woman sitting at a table opposite me suddenly sneezed, hurtling a glass eye through the air towards me.  I leaped up, knocking over my drink, and caught the eye with one hand.

"Oh, thank you," she exclaimed as I returned the eye. "I'm so embarrassed."

"It's really no bother," I replied, turning to go back to my table.

"Wait," she said. "Let me buy you a meal.  It's the least I can do."

So we got to chatting, and I discovered to my delight that as well as beautiful, she was charming and intelligent. We had a delightful meal together, and in the end decided to go up to her room for a night cap.

"You are really something," I said as we headed towards the lift, "but are you this nice to every stranger you meet?"

"No," she replied, laughing.  "You just happened to catch my eye."
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