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A Pear of Nutters

Funny squirrel picture

A squirrel sat contentedly in a pine tree, contemplating his nuts, when suddenly the tree began to shake violently.  He looked down and saw a large elephant attempting to climb the tree.

"What on earth do you think you are going?" he shouted.

The elephant looked up and replied, "Oh, hey there little fella!  I want to climb the tree to eat pears."

The squirrel laughed.  "You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!"

The elephant stared at him for a moment before replying, "I know. I brought my own."

funny short joke