A Piece Before I Die

Funny deathbed funeral short joke story picture


The old man raised a gnarled hand and called his young grandson over.

"Vincent," he wheezed.  "That apple pie your grandma is baking smells mighty fine.  Run along and ask her to cut me a piece.  I'd love to taste her baking one last time before I die."

The young boy ran off, and returned a minute later, saying, "She says you can't have any, grandpa.  It's for after the funeral."
 Funny old man deathbed dying pie short joke story


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