The old man raised a gnarled hand and called his young grandson over.
"Vincent," he wheezed. "That apple pie your grandma is baking smells mighty fine. Run along and ask her to cut me a piece. I'd love to taste her baking one last time before I die."
The young boy ran off, and returned a minute later, saying, "She says you can't have any, grandpa. It's for after the funeral."
Funny old man deathbed dying pie short joke story