"Oh, don't fret, dear," she replied. "He was 98 after all."
"How did it happen?" I asked.
My grandmother looked a little embarrassed. "Well, it was on Sunday, and we were making love as usual, and he simply had a heart attack."
I was shocked. "Grandma! Having sex at your age is surely looking for trouble?"
"Oh no, dear," she replied, grinning. "We found the church bells gave us a nice gentle rhythm to move to. And it would have been fine if the ice-cream van hadn't driven by."
Funny old couple sex funeral joke