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A Sudden Passing

Funny old couple sex funeral joke

"I'm so sorry, Grandma."

"Oh, don't fret, dear," she replied. "He was 98 after all."

"How did it happen?" I asked.

My grandmother looked a little embarrassed.  "Well, it was on Sunday, and we were making love as usual, and he simply had a heart attack."

I was shocked.  "Grandma! Having sex at your age is surely looking for trouble?"

"Oh no, dear," she replied, grinning. "We found the church bells gave us a nice gentle rhythm to move to.  And it would have been fine if the ice-cream van hadn't driven by."

 Funny old couple sex funeral joke