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Funny dad teenage son cartoon - I think it's time we had a talk about sex, son.  What would you like to know?

"I'm so hot for you, darling," said Tony to his wife, grabbing her around the waist as she passed.

Mary disentangled herself from his groping hands.  "In the middle of the day?  I thought you were supposed to be ill?"

"I feel much better."

"Hmm," muttered Mary, smiling.  "And what are we supposed to do with our son?"

"Leave that to me," said Tony.  He got up and went to the kitchen of their little apartment, where their 10 year old son was playing on his Nintendo.  "James," he said.  The boy looked up.  "I need you to go on a secret mission. Can you stand on the balcony for 5 minutes and shout out everything you see?"

James squealed with excitement and scampered off to the balcony.  His parents ran to their bedroom.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," shouted James. "An ambulance has just driven by."

Mary giggled as her husband struggled to undo her bra.

"Shhh!" he hissed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," continued James. "Matt's riding a new bike."

Tony finally managed to remove the reluctant bra and swung it around his head triumphantly.

"The Coopers are having sex," shouted James.

Tony dropped the bra and looked at his wife with alarm. "How do you know that, son?" he asked.

"Their kid is standing on the balcony too."
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