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An Honoured Tradition

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I set down the two pints of beer on the table and sat down opposite my son.

"Well, George, here's to the baby. Cheers."  We clinked our glasses together and I continued, "Now that you have a son of your own, it's time I gave you something."

"Aw, Dad," protested George. "You don't have to."

"Nonsense!" I replied, handing him my worn copy of '1001 Dad Jokes'.

"Dad, I don't know what to say... I'm honoured."

"Hi Honoured," I replied extending my hand. "I'm Dad."

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