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An Important Question

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I've never posted here before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I think my wife is cheating on me. There are the usual signs: mysterious phone callers, late nights at work, going out a lot, but  I didn't want to broach the subject with her.  I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth.

So last night, when she went out again, I decided to follow her on my motorcycle.  She drove a few miles before parking and going into what looked like a nightclub. I stopped nearby, intending to wait for her to come out, and it was at that moment, crouching behind the bike, that I noticed some oil leaking from the valve covers on my engine.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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