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An Italian Affair

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For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman, until one night she told him she was pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she returned to Italy to secretly raise the child, and that he would provide support until the child turned eighteen.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply send him a postcard with the word 'Spaghetti' written on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about seven months later, he came home from work to find his wife holding a postcard. "Honey," she said. "You received this very strange postcard today."

Trembling, he took the postcard from her and read it, and then collapsed, senseless, to the ground. The postcard fell from his hand to reveal its message:

“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!!  Three with meatballs.  Two without.”

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