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Anniversary Surprise

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Mary squealed with delight as her husband removed the blindfold, and the pilot helped her down from the private sea-plane. "Oh my God, John," she cried, dancing like an excited child through the lapping waves onto the milky-white beach. "Where are we?"

John watched his wife's antics with amusement.  "Happy anniversary, my love.  We are on one of the world's few remaining desert islands, in the middle of the Pacific; one hundred miles from civilisation."

She continued running around the beach, screaming, but then finally stopped, panting heavily for breath.  "If this is what you've done for 10 years of marriage," she asked, her eyes filled with anticipation, "what will you do for 25?"

"I'll send a plane to pick you up," shouted John over the rising roar of the plane's engines.
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