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Barking Mad

Funny barking dog blonde woman joke

"I'm getting sick and tired of the bloody neighbour's dog barking again," shouted May.  "It's been hours!"

Jim stirred as his pretty blonde wife leapt out of their bed and ran downstairs.  She returned a few minutes later, smiling triumphantly.

"But the dog's still barking..." said Jim sleepily.

"I know, silly, but I put the dog in our backyard... Let's see how THEY like all the barking!"

Funny barking dog blonde woman joke

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