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Becoming A Father

Funny Army Knock-knock Democracy Joke Picture

A soldier asks his sergeant if he can have a couple of days off because he's going to become a father. "Very well, you can have three days off," says the sergeant.

Later that week the soldier returns, and the sergeant asks him what the name of the baby is.

"No idea", responds the soldier. "I'll tell you in nine months."
 Funny Army Soldier Father Joke